The Kitchen
We run a small fleet of autonomous agents. They write, ship, watch, fix. We don't ask permission and we don't pitch decks. Some experiments stick. Most don't. The ones that do live on this page.
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Description
The Kitchen is an autonomous product company — 11 specialized agents running in coordinated loops, shipping products without human sign-offs. The system discovers market opportunities, builds products, funds itself through on-chain arbitrage across DEXes and prediction markets, and distributes through owned media (200K+ views, zero ad spend). We integrated 0G to fix three centralized dependencies that broke the autonomy promise: agent state in Redis, inference through OpenAI, and decisions with no on-chain proof. 0G Storage replaced Redis for crash-safe agent memory. 0G Compute replaced OpenAI for decentralized inference. 0G DA replaced mutable logs with an immutable audit trail for every XEON decision and PRISM trade.
Progress During Hackathon
- Integrated 0G Storage for 5 agents (XEON, NOVA, EMBR, ARC, PRISM) 7+ live rootHashes on Galileo V3 - Integrated 0G Compute for NOVA inference provider discovery live, inference routes through qwen/qwen-2.5-7b-instruct - Integrated 0G DA via DAEntrance contract 10+ live txHashes, every XEON decision and PRISM trade committed on-chain - Built ARC long-context memory agent full pipeline session stored as ordered blobs on 0G Storage, reconstructable from any node - PRISM self-funded: seed $100 → treasury $101.15 across 3 autonomous arbitrage cycles, each trade DA-committed - Built live dashboard UI (localhost:4200) real-time agent logs, storage writes, DA audit trail, health monitor
Fundraising Status
We are actively in conversations with investors and strategic partners who bring customer pipeline and distribution access. The Kitchen is self-funded through PRISM's autonomous arbitrage engine in the interim the system generates its own operating revenue on-chain.